Anti social behaviour

In the UK many people will accept that there is a problem with anti-social behaviour. The authorities, or "Big Brother" as they are affectionately known, have been trying to counteract this with some forward-thinking strategies. These are illustrated by the following helpful notices that I found dotted around public transport up and down the country from London to Edinburgh on a recent trip. (I liked the bit about 'spit kits' - "Our staff carry spit kits so they can submit spittle for DNA analysis" - now there's progress! Tourists remember your mackintoshes!) Scroll down for the Zürich connection.

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Amazingly enough, it appears that the Swiss are also getting a bit excited about yob behaviour. I saw this on a Postbus recently. Anyone spot the difference?

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The UK obviously has problems on a differently scale, given the relative size of the countries, but I was interested in the different approaches. Carrot or stick?

Before anyone gets in first, the Swiss approach would be laughed out of court in the more insouciant sectors of the UK where ASBO's are worn as a badge of pride. I wonder why, and what the real difference is?

Swiss commandos storm Libyan capital

The headline that never was. A week or so back, a rumour emerged here that the Swiss government had considered a commando raid to rescue some Swiss chaps imprisoned by Gadaffi in retaliation after his son was arrested and accused of beating up his servants in a Swiss hotel. If this was discussed, I'm sure it was promptly rejected, and I know a couple of good reasons why.

Here's a photo of some Swiss commandos.

Swiss Guard Image from Wikipedia

This is the Swiss Guard and these guys are obviously pretty tough because it's their job to protect the Pope, and boy, does he need it. However to my eye, even if their camouflage fatigues are pretty good, they don't look as though they're prepared for a lightning surgical strike somewhere in the North African desert.

Even if they left their trumpets at home, the notion faces another obstacle. It would probably require a public referendum, and even if this was carried out cryptographically - for example in Swiss-German - the element of surprise might well be compromised.

Before anyone else mentions it, the Swiss have one of the largest armies in the world. It also has the best and fanciest military hardware that the Swiss Franc can buy, and it's all very clean, well-kept and in it's proper place. There is a belief in certain quarters that Hitler decided not to invade Switzerland during WWII because he was scared of them. There is also a belief that what worked in 1939 will also work today. Which is why Zurich is still surrounded by tank traps, and they all seem to be pointed northwards.

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